MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS
SO WE MADE SOME MORE
AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
THEN MY DAD JOINED IN
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
My girlfriend of 4 years has a brain aneurysm and it is getting worse. We don’t have much money right now so we cant keep up with it. The last time she had it checked was 4 months ago and since then we can tell it is getting worse. She is throwing up and passing out from the pain, sometimes she…
A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.
"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"
straight edge revenge